1. What'sa fun afternoon?

Sitting inside with a book.

Taking a stroll around the neighborhood with my dog.

Hitting the gym.

Having some friends over for a craft party.

　　注：

　　take a stroll——take a walk

　　hit the gym

　　2. What doyou do for exercise?

Treadmill.

Boxing lessons.

Swim laps.

Rock climbing.

I'm not really the exercising type.

　　注：

　　treadmill——跑步机

　　swim laps——去游上几圈

　　3. Let'ssay you're on a first date. While you're at a restaurant, your date is approached by a childhood friend—they haven't seen one another in years! Next thing you know, the friend has pulled up a chair and joined you, effectively crashing the date. What's your move?

Smile politely and listen as they exchange stories. They need to catch up!

Join in their conversation and try to make his new friend laugh. It doesn't hurt to be friendly!

Pick up your bag and leave. What is he thinking, blowing you off and bringing in a third wheel?!

Turn your romantic attentions to the friend. Who's feeling neglected now?!

　　注：

　　catch up——叙旧

　　blow you off——blow off 意思是不理会、忽略你的存在

　　a third wheel——也可以是“a fifth wheel”，指多余的意思（“电灯泡”）

　　4. Your date is walking you home, when suddenly a mugger jumps out of an alley! What doyou do?

Throw your wallet the mugger and run away!

Grab your date's arm. They need to protect you now.

Slidetack the mugger and judo chop them in the neck.

Try to talk the mugger down. Come on, dude, you don't really want to threaten us, do you? How about let's buy you a sandwich.

Begin making out furiously with your date. Who's feeling threatened now?!

　　注：

　　mugger——劫匪、拦路抢劫的

　　slidetack——（查不到，疑似：side track？绕到一旁）

　　Begin making out furiously with your date——跟约会对象疯狂make love（看看谁怕谁？！）

　　5. What's in your wallet, anyway?

Debit card, credit card, driver's license.

Six credit cards, expired driver's license, several parking tickets.

Twenty bucks and a picture of Channing Tatum.

A coupon for fro-yo and two silver dollars.

Basically glitter.

　　注：

　　debit card——借记卡

　　buck——壹美元（俚语）

　　Channing Tatum——查宁·塔图姆，美国影视明星，以性感男士闻名。

　　coupon for fro-yo——冰激凌优惠券（fro-yo是澳洲品牌）

　　basically glitter——空空如也？

　　6. Howlong before a meteor crashes into Earth?

How...wait, what?

72 hours. Take my hand and follow me.

Probably like a million years or something. Don't worry so much!

Do you want to go to Mars together? Is that what you're saying?

Too damn long, if you ask me.

　　7. Polka dots or stripes?

Polka dots.

Stripes.

Vertical stripes only.

Hold on, can you go back to the meteor?

Absolute nudity.

　　注：

　　polka dots——小圆点图案（此处都是指性感内衣）

　　stripes——条纹图案

　　vertical stripes——竖直条纹

　　8. How good are you at CPR?

Pretty good.

Never tried it, but I've taken lessons.

Everything I've ever killed I've brought back to life.

Why are you asking me this?

I don't believe in interfering with death's movements.

　　注：

　　CPR——心脏复苏术

　　9. Now pick an animal.

Squirrel.

Dog. Two dogs!

Human.

Dinosaur. No, jellyfish. No, dinosaur!

Slime mold. I don't care if that's not an animal. You aren't in charge.

　　10. Whose rules do you play by?

The rules of lady justice, blind though she may be.

Nobody's rules.

My rules.

Nobody's rules, not even mine.

What rules? Is this a trap?

　　注：

　　lady justice——正义女神（源自希腊神话：其形象为一手利剑、一手持天平，蒙着双眼，后来被用来代表法律的公正）

　　My Result：

　　You got FLIGHT

Congratulations, you have the power to fly. You feel, to some extent, like you are not of this world—not that you don't like the world, but you've always suspected that your parents just might actually be from Krypton. You spend a lot of time wondering what the cities and forests and oceans look like from way, way up above, and you'd like nothing better than to go flit around the Earth, zoom through the Grand Canyon, buzz the Great Barrier Reef. Of course, you'll use your power for good—catch some babies falling out windows, put out a few burning buildings—but on your down time, you'll soar.